About Me

This is kinda what my resume looks like... if you'd like to get to know me come out and see me at one of my weekly events!!

PROFESSIONAL OBJECTIVE

To make money, so my wife can buy shoes.

EDUCATION BACKGROUND

Towson University 1998-2002
BS (seriously) in Mass Communications / Broadcasting
Minor in Recreational Drinking

PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE

WIYY-FM 98 Rock Baltimore

Part-time On-Air 2003-Present

  • Responsible for coordinating active rock music programming, commercials, giveaways, requests, production and engineering for remote broadcasts
  • Host of appearances and station events
  • Tailgate reporter for Baltimore Ravens home games

The Maryland State Lottery/ WBAL-TV Baltimore

On Camera Lottery Host Jan. 2007-Present

  • Hosting weekly lottery drawings
  • Responsible for reading numbers correctly
  • Took showers/ groomed before television appearances

WBAL-AM Baltimore

Voice Talent 2006-Present

  • Read copy for commercials
  • Made money

WIYY-FM 98 Rock Baltimore

Night Show Producer 2001-2004

  • Scheduled guests/ show for comedy based talk/music show
  • Wrote and produced comedy bits for air
  • Covered up studio windows when strippers arrived

Assistant Morning Show Producer 2000-2001

  • Booked guests
  • Produced  “Best Of” CD for sale
  • Ran board for remotes

OTHER SKILLS

  • Proficient in Adobe Audition, Pro Tools, Vox Pro, Audio Vault and many other audio programs on Mac or PC
  • Lovemaking
  • Extensive knowledge of Photoshop and Dreamweaver
  • Able to drink a lot / get other people drunk
  • Can also save the Princess in Super Mario Brothers
  • Handsome